True story: When I was about 10 years old (1992) my mom took my little sister and I to McDonalds. We both wanted Happy Meals and even though we’re both girls my mom knew I always favored boys toys over the girl ones. So she had asked for a girl toy for my sister and a boy toy for me. When we sat down to eat we noticed that we were given 2 girl toys. Not even saying a single word to my mom I walked back up to the counter with my happy meal in hand and told the lady that I wanted a boy toy. She pointed to the fact that I was a girl. I said yes…I am a girl. But didn’t want the miniature barbie. I wanted the cool looking toy car. Again…she says ‘but you’re a girl’. And I’m here like…I don’t care. I want the boy toy. After that another woman, who I’m assuming was manager, asked what happened. I told her and she easily traded the girl toy for the boy toy. I said ‘thank you very much’ before looking at the other woman with a winning smirk and turning back to go sit my mom and sister.
Milk in cookie cup.
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
Hogwarts Founders + name meanings; insp.
Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.
Matt & David on Chris Hardwick’s Comic Con Blunder (x)
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Bonus Chris Hardwick in costume:
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights.
you probably misunderstood this post
tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
when will my husband return from war
5.) Favourite Alex Turner hair era? - NOW. As adorable as he was when he had the shaggier hair, the slicked back half curl make me wanna be on him so bad it’s stupid sexy.
17.) Favourite bside or rare song? - Uhh this question is a bit confusing I’m not sure which songs are popular, but I probably shouldn’t pick anything off of AM haha soooo I’d say Dancing Shoes or From the Ritz to the Rubble.
34.) Top 3 favourite Arctic Monkeys blogs? - Oh my god what I have no idea who I follow that I reblog arctic monkeys from/if I follow any strictly arctic monkeys blogs? So I guess the blogs that I reblog the most arctic monkeys from even if they aren’t arctic monkeys blogs, are bitmoresonic, faffy-waffle, and nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire.